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2009-04-20T23:03:00.000+08:00

Life Is About Killing Time

2009-01-12T22:25:00.004+08:00

Yeah, that's right
Life, is about killing time. I spent pretty much of the leisure time, doing nothing
Dunno how to correctly kill time
Movie? Waste of time in most cases, cause of the junk films made by some kind of comedians who ain't funny but act smart
South Park? When are the new seasons available to be downloaded free!?
Xiaonei? Fudge it, this place is boring most of the time and I' m having hard time come up with a good avatar
BYR? Too much information, looks kind of dumb
Tianya? Hell, I can't even open its fucking homepage, thanks to CERNET
Google Reader? Speed, speed always matters, I can't even load the pictures, then what the hell I am gonna read? Words?
Digg? CNN? BBC MB? Wired? It's all about the speed. I haven't updated my softwares for ages because of the speed shit

M' kay, fudge it.

I really think I should be doing something, like, doing nothing?
Chicken bun?

麻溜的，放假！

2009-01-11T20:21:00.002+08:00

放假，放假，快点儿放假，这他妈一学期扯的
恩，很扯，所以赶紧放假吧
给你猜个谜，有这么个地方，这地方没有自习室，但还要考你模电，你猜是哪？
又开始扯了...

唉，快放假了，14号考完复变，这个世界就又安静了
其实一点儿也不判着学期结束，毕竟结束了又没了牵挂，没事逼着起床，又要开始过僵尸的生活了
所以说，不放假？
滚！
不放假干死你！
恩，好的。

其实也不着急回家...恩，再不着急了

过年了，又长一岁？妈的，20多了，没狗样呢还...
人生很短暂啊，而且很扯
这年头什么事儿不扯呢？唉？我咋这纠结，乱说啥呢，像发泄似的。其实挺好的，没咋的...
可能是闲着了吧
SHQ整过容，没有，整过，没有，整过，没有
这事有啥可争的？没啥，就是闲得嘛

咋老按回车，难道在写诗？
志摩！？
I've got to be kidding you

扯要有限，不然伤身

2009 is Here

2009-01-01T23:07:00.002+08:00

It's 2009, and the last trailer said about new stuff coming up on Nov.19 doesn't make any sense at all. This is the lamest sentence ever.
Anyway, the amazing 2008 is gone. This amazing year, is to be remembered forever.
I know this is not thanks-giving and those who are thanked here have no possibilities of reading this here, but I would still like to thank certain individuals or groups or any other form of thankees.

First of all, AT2, thank you, as highlight of this year. You guys made my year.
Special thanks to Zoo Yeah, ShX, BF, Amy, Carrie. Got me through tough times. Guided me to the bright side of the tunnel.
Thanks to CPC, who held the Olympics, thus giving me the chance to meet AT2.
Thanks to Olympic Green (Common Domain), who held many of my best memories of this year.
Thanks to my parents, who are always there for me, and everything.
Thanks to Tianer, Duo.
Thanks to May.
Thanks to Aping, who made my life life.

Have to stop here. Duty calls.

New Stuff Coming Up

2008-11-19T23:14:00.004+08:00

Been dead time without something new. Time to stretch out a little bit.

Just a lame trailer, real stuff coming up later.

Green Stuff Talking #1

2008-07-09T23:55:00.001+08:00

I think I am going nuts. Summer vacation means free time, that' s right. But that also means nobody forcing me to do anything. For lazy folk like me, I don't think I would sit up to do what I have to do. For the past several days, I have wasted most of the time enjoying free internet access in the dorm and sleeping all the way through day and night. I hate the messiness of the room, but I can't get my hand down on the cleaning business. Just mess it up.

I'd like to talk about the whole "moving" thing. It was July 6th. Just pack it up and move. 9 bags and me, we survived well. I kept hearing people swearing about the new dorm. Yeah, it's pretty much the worst dorm in the entire China mainland. And when I first came here, I was like, "Are you fucking kidding me?". And the dorm was like," I am not just fucking kidding you, I am fucking fucking you!" All right, a whole new life of three years in a hell on earth, as someone described it. Well, this is no happy.

It's not just the dorm bothering me. It's also about the campus. What's wrong with it? Let's say...it is tiny. I used to think a campus should at least have a lake, where a boy and a girl, maybe two boys or girls, can sit by its side and talk, kiss or other stuff. But I don't expect that any more. I can get by without a lake. But this one, is REALLY small. That's why I said tiny. Small doesn't mean all bad. It is convenient to live here. You can get almost everything with a slight stretch of your arm. That's a little too exaggerating. But when you know it, it's kinda like that.

After the first impression of its shabbiness and dirtiness, I am growing to like this place. It was the second morning. I got up really early. Not because I have to pee, not because I have a good habit of exercising in the morning. It was because I can’t fucking fall asleep. So what do you do when you can’t sleep? You get up. That’s what I did. 5 o’clock, up and dressed, I was thinking of a little walk around the campus, see what it is like when it is just what it is. With determined steps taken downstairs and downstairs, I found the entrance door locked. It says “open at 6”. Holy fuck, I can’t wait until 6. What I am gonna do in the hall before 6? But I was quite lucky. A man with luggage come to the door shortly after I got there. He was more worried than me cause he was head for the train. Later he found someone, an aged man came out with only his underwear and unlocked the door. I pretended to be pal of the train guy and went out with him. There I was, I was out of hell. What’s coming to me next is an empty campus, quiet as it is. Refreshing. A little walk over here and there, I found myself in serious hunger. Most of the living things can be seen around are aged people or aged people with dog. I think the dog need to poo. But I haven’t seen shits around. After a short wandering, I realize how much I would have missed if I slept these hours. It is sad because I never get up before 12 after that morning.

The dorm is becoming nicer too. It looks like hell but it feels more like a dorm. Dorm, is supposed to be messy, shabby and smelly. Otherwise it would only be a hotel room or something. That’s exactly what I expected a dorm to be. A dorm with strong Chinese characteristics. You can shoot all kinds of films as long as it is set after the 1950s. I am not satirizing. I like it here, I really do. When a breeze comes, I can hear the fluttering of the leaves from right outside the window, which resembles the kind of sound rain makes. How much would you expect from life? Just admit the real world, it sucks, but you gonna love it.

And for those who are tired of me, I won’t bother you any more. For those who aren’t, I will keep bothering you till you are.

《白鹿原》

2008-06-20T21:03:00.000+08:00

“兄弟，我看人到世上来没有享福的尽是受苦的，穷汉有穷汉的苦楚，富汉有富汉的苦楚，皇帝贵人也是有难言的苦楚。这是人出世时带来的。你看，个个人都是哇哇大哭着来这世上，没听说哪个人落地头一声不是哭是笑。咋哩？人都不愿意到世上来，世上大苦情了，不及在天上清静悠闲，天爷就一脚把人蹬下来……”

140 Characters

2008-06-20T20:57:00.001+08:00

"Time travel works!" the note read. "However you can only travel to the past and one-way." I recognized my own handwriting and felt a chill.

Just Because of All Night's Electricity

2008-05-30T23:43:00.000+08:00

This blog titled "broadcast in Beijing". But actually it doesn't broadcast a lot, and for the time it does, it's just talking to itself.

Here I am again.

I don't know what I want to say here. It feels like there is this you that is in you and talking to you, come on, write something. But basically the real reason for this post is, is, I like to follow.

What the hell is that? Like to follow? Well, I have just gone through some of my girlfriend's, dearest girlfriend by the way, blogs. God, she writes a lot! That page is gorgeous, beautiful, blah,blah,blah. As I said, I like to follow. So I stopped going through my RSS feeds on Google Reader and started to write on this Google hosted blog provider (Google should pay me for that, I am a loyal user, though I don't pay often, seldom, ok, never). It's like following suit. You see someone doing something and you think it's really cool, then I think to myself, wouldn't it be cool if I do it too? The next thing I do is to follow. Let me give some examples, billions of years ago, I thought blogging (I wasn't even aware of the word then) is just some showing-off of good-looking dudes and hot chicks. But later then, I found it almost everybody's got one out there, writing things like I just got up late, my boyfriend just called me, so happy, things like that. Then I think to myself, hell! Even they got one, I want one too! Then I am off to MSN Spaces( because that's the only thing I know) and started one right away. It's called...can't remember..Neil's Space, might be. I write a lot of nonsense on it. Some are simply recording, some are about movies, music and people around. I write mostly in English so that nobody is gonna read it and that's what I want. Later on, I went through a lot of other "Spaces". Some are really beautiful! That's when I know about the thing called HTML which I still don't know well now. Then I started to change the look of my poor little blog, hoping to make it "beautiful". Even later, I found lots of folks, Chinese and foreigners, are moving their blogs from MSN to Blogger (Blogspot) . I don't know what is that. People said it was cooler and "way better than MSN". So I moved too, just follow. Ok, I think this is enough examples there. Sick of reading what I just wrote. Sick...so sick..

Big day! First day of all night's electricity provided for BYRs in HongFu. I should've studied all night cause that's why the electricity is here for and I am doing really bad in the study, which means I really shoud've studied my head off. But that's not me, this is. The one which is telling myself just waste your time in front of your Mac is the real me. I hate the real me but I can't make up my mind to kill him. Because he is so important, he is my life. = =

Sunday Special Report

2008-03-30T16:41:00.003+08:00

BEIJING, China (QCBL) -- Local reporters have reported that BUPT just has its stupid Chinese exam for all (or not all) the freshman in HongFu. Some students told us that this exam was pretty boring and even reminded them of high school life.

I am one of them.

Up to now, many of the victims of this exam has forgot about it and started to seek a new life on their laptop.

I am unfortunately one of them, too.

Some medical people said that certain exam could leave instant damage on average people's brain. But BUPTers are more than just average people, which means they get stronger resistance to this damage.

Further investigation is being taken.

Copyright 2008 QCBL. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

Here I am, it all started again

2008-03-29T23:27:00.010+08:00

I know this is nonsense. I said this every time, due to long time absence of blogging. Just finish reading some of my previous posts. Kinda interesting.. Maybe meaningless, but fun, real fun.

I don' t have much to say about those nonsenses. I am more into my future nonsenses. I hope you DON' T enjoy it cause you won't. :-)

This song I am listening is really cool. If you happen to drop by here. Check this out: Booty Man from Craig David.

What else? Nothing much, see you around. Check my previous posts if you are brain-damaged.

I don' t want to stop here. I still wanna put some junk here, just to increase Google Blogger Team's burden. Sorry, you guys, but hey, that' s me. Mean, uh? Yep! That's Me!

Talking about music, sometimes I do this really stupid thing: Listen to the one song which is really great repeatedly for trillions of times until I get tired of it. In this way, many great songs have been made "vomit songs" (when I listen to them, I tend to vomit ) for me. But it felt really great. Just this one song over and over again. Thank God every music software support this feature, even the mp3 players. Kiss you!!!

Am I being crazy or something? Maybe I need to take some drugs, I meant medical stuff, not the shit many European teenagers take.

When I log into my Gmail account, I really like to mail someone and talk some nonsense or chore whatever. But I just can't figure out whom to. So I searched the address book and check older mails. It's like memory flushing back, time flashing back, you name it. It's kinda interesting too, just like it when you go through your older blog posts or diary pages. All the happy shits and sad shits and wicked stuff come right to your face, staring at you and you staring at them too. interesting!

Wow, already went through this many lines. Only if they are C++ programs would be even better. Haven't been practicing that language for a long time. Almost forgot most of it. This new teacher is really... Respect women, so I don't talk about her. God bless all middle-age women. Let's talk about this physics teacher. You are awesome! You are great! You are my hero! You just killed me more than anyone had even done. You killed me big time! I deserve the death! Thank you.

Ok, I am calmed down. What happened around? I know what happened. Don't answer, I am not asking. Don't try to answer the question every time you hear something with a ?, it might be a test. Test your f**king patience. Well, I don't get much of that stuff. That's pretty much the reason why I can't keep reading a book for more than 3 hours. I am not calm! I am always in the search of ways get me out of my current situation. Whatever situation it is. Whatever! Just get me out of it!

Oh, it's running late. Lights gonna go off soon, who made this rule? No lights for college dorms?God said every man is born with equal access to electricity power. Why can't we BUPTers have lights at f**king night??? Oh, I just reveal my identity, whatever, nobody would even care. I am 100% safe from blogging any shit around here. The deserted place.

Oh, by the way, I went to this running game holding this afternoon. I am not attending it. Just serve for it. Then who would pay for me? Why no pay? There is gotta be some pay for me. Who cut my money? Is that you, cunt? It must be you, you are staring down, why are you doing it? Are you scared?

Holy s**t, lights off time.

Bye..

zzz..

Good night for everyone.

It's like this

2008-02-19T17:42:00.005+08:00

Feb 11th, bitten by a dog.
Feb 14th, some really cold drink and some really hot food for lunch. Accidently fell asleep after being home.
Feb 15th, being very sick.
Feb 16th, being sick.
Feb 17th, being sick.
Feb 18th, being sick.
Feb 19th, being just fine, yet sick.

I am not having hydrophobia and I am still taking vaccine.
After pretty much surveying, I was finally diagnosed with a gastroenteritis.

Lessons learnt:

Do not mess with animals who aren't so friendly to you. (or you will end up taking vaccine for a month and forbidden of eating a lot of tasty things)
Do not eat or drink hot and cold stuff at the same time.
Do not eat anything or drink coke or milk if you are suspected a gastroenteritis patient. Being near to a toilet or carrying a plastic bag would do a lot of good to you.
Do not plan things assuming yourself being healthy all the time in the future.

A Little Music for Everyone: Britney Spears - Piece Of Me

2008-02-01T18:54:00.000+08:00

I've heard that due to Britney's miserable lifestyle some press's got a funeral speech written for her already. Now look at this world, seeing someone dying is an entertainment now. Do enjoy the song:
Click "Play" to play...

Back in Changchun

2008-01-30T20:52:00.000+08:00

I've always wanted to say something here. But there is always a certain thought preventing me from doing so. Say the thinking of blogging is not important enough, the thinking of doing something more worthy, the thinking of nobody would ever read it... It's always hard to step up and do something just for yourself, because you think you don't deserve it and you haven't worked hard.

Being at a age of 20 something, I've always feel the guilt of doing everything. Eating, sleeping, not improving, writing a blog which makes just a little sense etc. I am not making a living. I don't care about making a difference. And I am running out of words.

So bye...

No! I am not done yet.

Just before the Spring Festival of 2008, I have certain announcements to make:

God bless the snowy southern China, where many of my friends are.
I am back home and home is sweet but not as pleasant as it was in my brain when I was far away in Beijing.
I love my girlfriend and we are having a great time and I am looking forward for the new year to come.
I just find the world I am living in is different from the one that used to be in my mind. And I don't like the new one.
I love my Macbook, it's just too great.
I am not a bad person, but if sometimes I make you disappointed, annoyed or even angry, I am sorry.

Happy Chinese new year, though it's not easy to be happy, but... try.

Hello World! --staying in Beijing

2008-01-05T17:28:00.000+08:00

It's been centuries without posting anything here. It feels like missing an old friend who was always there for me. No matter when I was bored, excited, inspired, depressed, frustrated or crazy, I turned here and here it is. Not like anything else, it waits for me all the time. And it was me who didn't treat it so well that it is kind of deserted now. I am terribly sorry about this.
All right, let's forget about the whole crap I said just now, it's just so not me. I am back and I am here to have fun. So what if the Blogger is blocked? I don't give it a shit. So what if there is nobody reading my crap? I don't give it a shit. The important thing is I AM HAVING FUN.
Here I am, still in Beijing. Well, actually you call it Beijing I call it Changping. You say it's the same thing. I say Damn You! Come here and you know what's the same and what's not.
I admit Changping district is a part of Beijing city, but it's just so different. And it's far.
I am not complaining about the location of my BELOVED BUPT. Actually I like it here. It's calm. It's quiet. It's nice to live and study here. AND it's really Beijing! When I say Beijing I meant to use it as a adjective. Beijing is really this huge place that nowhere will take you only several minutes to get. In here, we use hour to measure distance. You wanna go downtown and buy some clothes, take it 2 hours on the way. You wanna go find some old friends from high school, take it 1 if you are lucky, 3 if your personality is really not that good. You wanna go somewhere in the center of the city, 1 or 2 probably if the buses you will take would come right in time. But remember, there is always traffic jams somewhere in the city. If you gonna go crazy confronting that, you'd better stay in your own home and DO NOT step in this city.
With 18 million (or more) people living here, you can never get peace whenever you want. It's just DIFFICULT. I have some tips for you if you wanna survive here:

1, Do not take subway at rushing hours, everybody there can kill you without a knife, they just push you into a corner where there is no space for you to put your body in.
2, Do not eat in cafeteria at eating time. There is no table for you to sit and there is no stuff for you to eat and there is nothing for you at all. So please try eat somewhere else or sometime else or you will be ended up dead really fast.
3, Do not go out on weekends. Go out whenever you want except weekends. Weekends is just not for you. It's for those people who are fearless of death, devil and ...
4, Do not go anywhere crowded. If you do, PLEASE don't ever expect getting out of there any more.

I am just kidding. It's not that bad but it's like that.
Beijing is really a cool place for someone like me who had never been any cool places. Beijing is big. Beijing is amazing. Beijing is lot of unexploratory mysteries. I like wandering around here without knowing what exactly I am looking for. It just doesn't matter that much. The important thing is to explore and have fun. Ever since arriving here I have been lots of places. Some are really boring, some are really fun and some of them is really not for me, they are for the rich people. Well, I am not rich. I don't even make money. I am just this bloodsucker who gets money from older people who I call mummy and daddy. So it's never for me to go places like that. Unfortunately, Beijing is full of that kind of places.
Beijing does have some really nice places. A bookstore called the photosynthesis (Guang He Zuo Yong if you know Chinese), a park called the Di Tan park. A book selling building called the Zhong Guan Cun Book Building (which by the way gives 20% discout if you are a member). A train station called Beijing Station which can take me home! A shopping center called Xi Dan Ming Zhu which can get almost anything you want (mostly small interesting things). Another bookstore called Foreign Language Bookstore which sells lots of books not written in Chinese and offers small cute chairs for you to sit even when you are not buying anything there! And this is just a piece of the iceberg. I am exploring. It seems my journey is never gonna end.
About school work, I am really sick of it. Sometimes I regret choosing Technological subject to be my major because it's not that easy to do the maths, Ok, it's hard, at least hard for me. About other stuff, I may talk about them later.

At last, I'd like to thank C++ for telling me how to choose my title for this post. Hello world, kind of expressing my feeling of getting back to this blog and use it again to expose myself to the world. And the first thing I want to say is:
cout<<"Hello World!\n"

Broadcast In Beijing

2007-09-16T15:58:00.000+08:00

Just got here and first time got the access of internet. This blog will be boradcasting in Beijing in the future. Thanks.

Go Mac

2007-09-01T10:58:00.000+08:00

Sick of Windows, I go Mac. Specifically a Macbook MB061CH/A. Came on August 17th. I can no longer access blogger using the hosts file trick. But a inblog thing works well. Thank God. Mac is way better than Windows in every way.

Bye Bye Profile

2007-07-31T13:43:00.000+08:00

Been centuries without updates(typical beginning of my posts). Reason? Simple: Busy.

Just want to say bye to this profile below which was presented on this blog:

I am a senior 3 guy in high school, facing UEE, University Enterance Examinantions, in the near future. I spent most of the time flying over Changchun's sky where there is fewer buildings and cars, if you just believe what I said. Yes, you got it. This blog is filled with bullshit and fun stuff and it's written in Chinese and English. When I talk about Chinese, what I mean is Northeastern Chinese and the English is Chinese English, which means if you come from other planets you may not be able to make sense of what is being talked about here. Hope you enjoy it!

Profile written in my typical non-sense tone. I' m lovin' it.

Just got my Certificate of Entering the University yesterday, which is the root causing the gone of that profile.

Bullsh*t over.

Avril Lavigne Featuring Lil Mama "Girlfriend"

2007-07-12T17:16:00.000+08:00

值得一看 (4)

2007-06-29T21:34:00.000+08:00

Quote:

If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong. Mo Udall

真人楚门秀来自反波 Antiwave.net (播客)
Jerk swipes bike wheels, owner makes music video of security tape 来自 BoingBoing （新闻，视频，音乐）
Fictional Surreal Art By Jacek Yerka 来自 Crooked Brains (图片，艺术)
One Day in Space 来自 Dark Roasted Blend (图片)
英国“水立方”——“伊甸工程”园来自 Google Earth Watch (建筑)
A Guide to Escaping Materialism and Finding Happiness 来自 Zen Habits
Wikipedia 之我的新闻比 CNN 快来自煎蛋
透明的独木舟来自专利之家

长春惊现林伯坚尼

2007-06-24T08:47:00.000+08:00

9/11 The Falling Man

2007-06-21T18:37:00.000+08:00

What's the most famous of America that everyone in this world knows? The 9/11 2001 attack of World Trade Center in New York City is obviously the one.

Why talk about the most famous thing in the world? Everybody knows it and knows it well. Plane sattacked buildings. Terrible, so what?

But if you think about it, do you really know what was happening there and how terrible it was?

I bet the answer No.

By watching this video I am sure you will get an informed image of this disaster.

This documentary is mainly focus on a photo of a falling man outside the building who could not bear the heat and suffering in it. It's really shocking and moving and incredibly long.

Some information:
High quality, long (71 min 26 sec) .

Thank God

2007-06-19T19:37:00.000+08:00

Thank God. Google Page Creator unblocked.
Thank God. Blogspot blocked again.
This world is so beautiful cause the bad stuff is nowhere to be seen.
Thank God. This world is so clean. Nothing is bad.
What's even better, I just found Google Analytics blocked.

Amazing China Video

2007-06-14T19:26:00.000+08:00

An amazing China video shows how amazing China is. I am not saying China is amazing, at least not totally amazing, sometimes it sucks, but it does have something that is really amazing. And this video shows it all.

I like the landscapes and culture stuff in it. Other stuff? Oops, they are simply made for the video. I have to say: it's fake. But I' am not saying fake is bad. I mean when you "fake" right, it will be art but not real life, or a real picture of China. To be understandable, this video is made to improve tourism, so everything in it just needs to be perfect. And it does.

For the Chinese people, see how amazing our country is but don't forget what is happening underneath this peaceful beauty.

Video (length: 8 minutes 36 seconds ):

记账

2007-06-13T20:31:00.000+08:00

记什么帐？流水帐！

June 9th, English oral test at 8 a.m. Kidnapped by my younger uncle and sent to my cousin's home. Watching her photos and playing her piano there. Left for the Library of City before noon. Waiting for Tian' er. Upon his arrival, we set out to have lunch in Wan Li rice noodle. We bought two magazines and started to walk to the zoo. There, we found nobody at all. We crossed the road and went into Northeast Noraml University and found a cool place to sit and to read. But we turned out playing cellphones at last. After all the guys'(RH, Lyy, Lqq, WD, Tianer & Me) arrival, we wandered around the zoo and finally bought tickets to enter. We had fun with animals, water ways and the junk hill. Tired out at last and went back home.

June 10th, planning stuff in the morning in the Library of City with Tian' er, M16 & Lyy, playing stuff with the former 2: playing billiards for the first time (video: 1; 2; 3, me holding the sticks as if a Japanese soldier going into a village and stupidly knocking the ball) ever and basketball in a distant place where Tian' er lives. Exhausted at last. NO. 253 as transportation.

June 11th, buying stuff (clothes etc.) in the morning, planning stuff (on the Internet with the help of Google Earth) in the afternoon.

June 12th, amazingly happy event with contribution to Google Earth. Lunch at California Beef Noodle within Guilin district, wasting a bowl of cold noodles (pH<7). Went to the Library of City, little reading, little waiting with ZHM and GR and for Liu MS. Boating in South Lake afterwards, meats with sticks as supper and net bar surfing as the rest after supper. Be back home kinda late.

June 13th, sung for Han wy's return to Changchun at some KTV where one can take a NO.9 bus to go to. People involved: Many.

A Joke: Three Strikes You're Out

2007-06-09T19:03:00.000+08:00

from: Comedy Central

A farmer just got married and was going home on his wagon pulled by a team of horses. When one of the horses stumbled, he said, "That's once."

Then it stumbled again. He said, "That's twice."

Then later it stumbled a third time. This time, he didn't say anything, just pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse dead.

His wife cried out and started to yell at him. The farmer turned to her and said, "That's once."

高考

2007-06-08T18:42:00.000+08:00

今天，我完成了高考。
在这里，我要说的不是提出的怎么样，或是我答得怎么样，而是想扯点没用的东西。

图片中绿色框内的建筑是我这次高考的地点——长春市第45中学。就这张图片上你能看出啥？反正我是看不出啥了，就是灰突突一片。此建筑有五层，走廊略显窄小，至少有两个楼梯。楼后的操场不大，有个篮球架子，就是看着有点矮。

从马路对面瞅这楼就长这样。主楼上挂着三个大条幅，中间最长的那个大意是说告诉考生请不要将通讯设备带入考场。

至此我扯完了。

好的与不好的

2007-06-04T16:13:00.000+08:00

下面为大家介绍一种东西，它的名字叫“人”。因为他们活得比较累，所以又被称为人累（人类）。

人这个东西很有意思，他与地球上多数东西不同，人非常地矛盾。

为什么说人非常矛盾呢？一方面，人觉得只要是自己的那就是好的，另一方面，人又觉得只要是自己的，那就是不好的。

先举个不雅的例子：人在拉自己的屎的时候呢，不会太介意“炸弹”的味道进入鼻孔，反倒觉得臭的就是好的，证明消化得很彻底嘛。但如果人进入到公共厕所，发现“前人“没有冲水就会大为恼火，一个劲儿地骂人素质低，反复地冲水，紧捏着鼻子，大气儿不敢喘，生怕这肮脏的味道污染了自己“纯净”的嗅觉器官。

同样的道理可以应用到其他方面：自己的孩子就是好的；自己的品位就是高的；自己的看法就是对的；自己的理论就是严密的等等。

但在另一方面，似乎只要是自己的，那就是不好的，只要是别人的，那就是好的。

比如说中国人觉得在一首歌的歌词里有英语就是好的；过洋节就是好的；商家的标志也是有英文就是好的；认为进口货就是好的，国产的就是不好的。蓝眼睛的和尚就是酷的，黑眼睛的和尚就是酸的。别人的鼻子就是好看的；别人的爹妈就是成功的；别人的生活才应该是自己的等等。

第一方面可以证明人不能客观看待自己，第二方面则证明人是由于主观过于关注他人以至于不能客观看待自己。最终的结果是每个人都总盯着别人，而不去思考自己。正说明了这样一个问题：眼睛长在自己身上却是用来看别人的。

（以上观点纯属个人胡扯，又扯得不严密的地方请多包涵。）

Battle at Kruger

2007-06-02T14:47:00.000+08:00

你没法找到比这段录像更惊人的了。

在南非Kruger国家公园里上演了这样一幕：

几个水牛哥们在湖边散步，而离他们不远处懒散地躺着几只狮子。水牛哥们走得悠闲，完全没有注意到，等注意到的时候已经离狮子很近了。最前边的水牛哥们看见狮子后，一下子就木了，站那旮瞅了半天，一寻思：这也干不过呀，跑吧。这哥们一跑不要紧，几只狮子一下子激动了，呼呼的就是个追啊。前面的哥们往回跑，后门跟着的几个水牛也跟着跑。跑着跑着差距就出来了，一只身材小的水牛让一只跑得快的狮子绊倒了，连滚带爬的俩人一起摔在了湖边。其他的水牛都逃命了，狮子们一看自己哥们逮着一个，都高兴得不得了，一大帮都聚过来帮忙。跟这只水牛那是一顿厮拨呀。就这节骨眼上，水里钻出一只鳄鱼来，一口就把水牛给咬住了。狮子一看，不行啊，哥们，你怎么这样啊，这牛是我们抓的啊，你来凑什么热闹啊？于是，几只狮子合力算是把水牛拽上了岸。鳄鱼一看上岸了，我也干不过你们呀，寻思寻思就走了。这几个狮子个们高兴了，寻思赶紧把水牛整灭火了，吃了得了，谁知道，这时候人家水牛勾人过来了。那家伙，那叫一个壮观，黑压压的一片啊，几十只水牛就冲着这几只狮子就过来了。最前面那只喊上了：放人！放人！狮子想了：你算个屁呀，人多了不起呀？就不放，于是接着咬小水牛。大水牛激了，上来就是一顿顶，把其中一只给顶飞了，顶完还追。这狮子也知道疼啊，一看不行，撒丫子就是个跑啊，那水牛，撒丫子就是个追啊。这真是，十秒钟河东，十秒钟河西呀，刚才还是狮子追水牛呢，现在就成了水牛追狮子了。还有几只狮子那叫一个顽固，就是不放人，就搁那旮挺着。水牛人多，不怕这个，你不就挺嘛，我看你能挺多久。果然，没过了多久，被俘的小牛就被群牛救了回来，几只狮子落荒而逃。

这件事情给我们的启示是：不要随便惹牛。牛，是很牛的。

录像：

Amazing Asian: Kevjumba

2007-06-01T16:17:00.000+08:00

Kevjumba rocks!

But who is Kevjumba?

Kevjumba is a boy.
Kevjumba is an Asian boy.
Kevjumba is an Asian boy living in the US.
Kevjumba is an Asian boy living in the US and is very famous on Youtube.
Kevjumba is very famous because his videos make sense and very funny.
Kevjumba is humorous.
Kevjumba knows how to get his message across.
Kevjumba knows how to edit video.
Kevjumba knows how to dance and hip hop.
Kevjumba is a great comedian.
Kevjumba is at my age.(20 something)
Kevjumba is probably Chinese.
Kevjumba talks about stuff in his videos.
Kevjumba makes sense.
Kevjumba sounds great.

Check his video out: here
Check his channel out: here

Watch his videos and subscribe to his videos, I promise, you won't be disappointed.

高三毕业典礼

2007-06-01T11:07:00.000+08:00

毕业典礼上谁说了什么，怎么说的，对我来说其实都不重要。这种事情，只有组织者们自己沉浸其中。我的工作，主要就是照相。
技术是差了点儿，但谁会在乎呢？
在此有几点声明：

以下照片皆是由本人拍摄，处理，上传，编辑而成，并没有得到照片内人物的允许。所以如果你是“照片内人物”之一，而且对我的照相技术不满，认为我没能将您的伟大美好光辉形象真实展现，或者就是不想然自己的照片出现在这里，请联系我（留言或发邮件到 sqtcnt@gmail.com ）,我将在第一时间衡量您的要求是否合理，并适时做出调整。
照片下的部分说明文字中使用了一些“人物”的真实姓名，如果你不希望自己的真实姓名出现在这里请联系我（留言或发邮件到 sqtcnt@gmail.com ）。
如果你是照片内“人物”之一，并对此照片“有兴趣”，可以发邮件到 sqtcnt@gmail.com联系我，确认身份后，我会很乐意将原尺寸照片以邮件方式传输给您。（以下展示图片皆为经过处理的小尺寸照片）
本人正与拥有关于此次事件其他照片的人保持联系，以后可能会奉上更多照片，届时涉及到的“人物”会更多。

更新：图片不会被显示与此，请点击链接查看图片。
这是一张图片集合（点击图片可进入此相册）：

AirTap!

2007-05-31T19:44:00.000+08:00

像弹钢琴一样弹吉他，你就欣赏去吧。

小车小事

2007-05-31T17:05:00.001+08:00

小车内部

小车再也坐不了几天了，但小车今天给了我一个小“惊喜”：

人物表：

史叔叔（小车司机<并没出现在以下片断中，但此人确实存在>）
妈妈（史叔叔的妻子）
女儿（史叔叔的女儿）
我（就是我）

即将下车时：

女儿：哥哥再见！
我：再见。
妈妈：啥玩应？咋说“叔叔再见”呢？
女儿：我说的是“哥哥再见”，大姐！

讲卫生续

2007-05-28T20:42:00.000+08:00

自上次看到那个令人无语的东西之后，最近我竟发现，它，更新了！
这次的语言更为恳切与真挚，内容如下：

同志

请你讲点社会道德，别在公共场所大小便
室内没地方便，请你到大门外去方便吧！！！

群众的呼声
2007 5 /3

——贴于某居民楼二三楼间缓台处，此前在此处曾经并接二连三地发现有人体排泄物的痕迹。

明天报考

2007-05-27T19:59:00.000+08:00

高考之前的最后一件大事了。原来一直以为报考是一个“不可能完成的任务”，因为小的时候兴趣太广泛，以至于觉得这个世界上有太多需要了解与学习的东西，怎么可能放弃那么多的东西而挑选出一个所谓的“专业”呢？那个时候总是觉得，选专业是一件太残酷的事情了。

但是，事情就这样定下来了。似乎简单得不能再简单，合理的不能再合理。考大学，不是为了兴趣，更不是为了探索“世界的奥秘”，而是简简单单地，为了挣钱。为什么要挣钱，因为要吃饭，因为要养家糊口。这与“抛弃儿时的梦想”并没有太大的关系，“儿时”的自己，懂得什么？(其实现在也什么都不懂)

又写不下去了，不知道该说些什么。干脆 Neil Sun 就改名叫 Non Sense 好了，反正缩写都是N.S.

Stop the Clash of Civilizations 结束文明冲突

2007-05-25T19:05:00.000+08:00

今天在Youtube上面看到这个为Avaaz.org(The World in Action)做宣传的视频。

Avaaz在印地语中表示的是“声音”或“歌曲”的意思。而Avaaz.org则是一个全球公民参与的，针对世界范围内发生的重大事件共同采取行动的一个团体。他们声称“在地球上的任何一个国家都有我们的成员”而且同时“使用12种语言进行工作”。“我们的目标是让世界人民的看法与价值观——而不仅仅是政治精英——作出世界性的决定。

简单看了一下，发现这个组织似乎有点儿影响力，而且提供简体中文的网页。

主要想说的就是这个视频，拍得挺创意的，生词挺多的(对我来说)。

录像中出现之字句(带有部分中文翻译)：

Is this how you see me?

Sex mad?
War mongering?(战争买卖)
Fascist?(法西斯主义者)
Hypocritical?(伪善的)
World police?
Shallow?(浅薄的)
Fat?
Monsters?

Is this how you see me?
Zealot?(狂热分子)
Violent?
Tyrannical?(残暴的)
Medieval?(原始的)
Repressed?(受压制的)
Bloodthristy?(嗜血的)
Self destructive?
Monsters?

Look Again

Liberated? Exploited?
Friend? Enemy?

ARE WE THAT DIFFERENT?

WHY?

Why are we doing this to each other?

We are afraid
And they' re playing off our fears

Do these guys speak for you?

65% of Egypitians want democracy
74% of Jordanians want democracy

Do these guys speak for you?

81% of Europeans want Middle East peace
87% of Americans want Middle East peace

So who speaks for you?

YOU DO

Global public opinion
is the new superpower

SUPERPOWER
That's you

If the people lead
the leaders will follow

2004: Madrid Bombings
Millions of Spanlards march against terror
text messages expose the government's lies
and bring it down

2006: US elections
Online volunteers make millions of get-out-the-vote calls
Bush's party defeated

Millions of the Muslim world are demanding change

Indonesia

Lebanon

Egypt

Another world is possible
together
we can
Stop the Clash of Civilizations

Change the policy
Change the perception
Change the world

Let's take the first step today
Demand
Real Middle East Talks Now

67% of Israelis want
Real Middle East Talks Now
62% of Palestinians want
Real Middle East Talks Now

Sign the petition now at
Avaaz.org
The world in action

音乐不错，剪辑的质量也相当高，内容也有，不看白不看啊。
录像：

老苗

2007-05-22T21:45:00.000+08:00

拍摄于2007年5月21日中午，桂林路品四川饭馆。视频内一切内容纯属胡扯。

报考的日子近了，这些天主要干的就是认识学校+辨别专业，有些专业的名字太相近了，根本看不出名堂。也找不到能说明白的，只能靠脑糖元分解的那点智商了。

Follow Bikers, Read NYC: Bike Messengers Are on Crack

2007-05-14T16:19:00.000+08:00

This is a bike messengers race in New York City. These bikers are very skilled ones. By watching the video, you can tell how well their control of the bikes are. They simply rush without stop in the stream of cars on the busy roads of NYC, which seems to be really dangerous but very exciting. The music in this video is great too. Have to say, this is really a "Got Feeling" video. When talking about NYC, everyone seems to focus on the traffic jams and dirty roads. But to me, it is always a great place to visit. With a great mixture of culture and amazingly famous places, NYC is the one that can excite me a lot. This video is not all about sports, in fact, to me, it is more about lifestyle.
Enjoy:

如何在浩如烟海的网络世界中寻找乐趣(中文部分)

2007-05-14T14:17:00.000+08:00

这篇日志是与How to have fun in an ocean of information (English part)同一系列的第二篇，为中文部分，但此文并非英文部分的中文翻译，而是与之完全不同的新的条目。希望它能给予你一些启发。

中文部分：

煎蛋是一个更新比较勤快的博客，煎蛋的作者们将Digg中的热门文章翻译成中文添加到他们的博客中。他们会提供热门文章的地址及Digg上的链接，想深入了解非常容易。语言幽默是这个博客的特征之一。
不许联想，来自大名鼎鼎的王小峰。以其出色的笔法极骂人之能势。如果你对于很多东西很是看不惯，但只能咬牙切齿却不知道该怎么表达，到不许联想去看看，你会发现，汉语还可以这么说。他的博客内容爆笑，即使是心情不好的时候去看也不得不笑出声来。
Google Earth观察，Google Earth有多好玩只有玩过的人才知道，玩过的人就更会知道一个关于Google Earth的博客会多有趣。同样关注Google Earth的还有上帝之眼，地理时间。

由于大多数时间都在英文内容中转悠，所以这次的中文条们很少。如果以后发现有好的站点会及时地与大家分享的。当然，互联网这么大个地方，能寻找乐趣的显然不只是在这篇日志以及在上一篇中提到的这些站点，如果你发现了一些好地方向与大家分享可以在这篇日志下留言或是发邮件到我的邮箱(sqtcnt@gmail.com)中。我会关注所有的意见。

How To Have Fun In An Ocean Of Information (English Part)

2007-05-13T22:14:00.000+08:00

As an Internet user, I use the world wide web mostly for fun, which means I've spent most of my time online to seek for interesting stuff around. And in the process of that, I have accumulated something that I want to share it with you. Some of the items listed below may seem a bit childish, but hope you enjoy the ones that inspire you a little.

English and Chinese are the only languages I can read, so I will list the items in two categories: English part and Chinese part. English part here and the Chinese part will be posted later.

English part:

Log onto this Youtube page which shows you all the best videos on Youtube. (Actually it is the Top Favourites videos in All Time. But I think this page is scientific enough to be the best videos' page on Youtube) You can also check out my favourites page, where I have collected many interesting videos on Youtube since the first time I visited it.
Go to Apple's Movie Trailers page to view the lastest movie trailers. And they are downloadable. Fast speed, high quality trailers. At least the quality is better than the ones on Youtube.
Damn Cool Pics, the name says it all. It's a very cool blog updated daily posting cool pictures and videos. Each post will contain many pictures under one topic and it is offered with informative descriptions.
Dark Roasted Blend, a blog posting about thrilling wonders around the world. Every post is very impressive, high quality pictures, detailed information and humorous comments. And its webpage is well designed.
Danwei is a blog mainly focus on Chinese media, advertising, and urban life. It's based in Beijing and broadcast interesting stuff about China all the time. It offers blog posts on its page and interview videos on Youtube, which are of great fun to watch.
Things you don't see every day is also a interesting and productive blog about interesting and amazing stuff around the world. It covers interesting and funny pictures, amazing videos and, what's very unique, interesting tricks. From the posts of the author, I can know that this guy, the author of this blog, have great respect for his readers. And that's one of the reasons I like hanging out on his blog and subscribe his blog.
The China Guide is a interesting website helps travelers to discover China interactively. It offers several 360-degree virtual panoramas of some famous places within Beijing.
The Cool Hunter is a awesome, brilliant, great, unbelievable website which offers tons of cool stuffs in many categories (news, design, lifestyle, travel, music, books, gadgets, art, fashion, eco world, shows, street, profiles, ads, hot pick, events, architecture, kids, stores, bars/clubs, food/dining, house, transportation). Well-designed webpage, high quality pictures, informative description, cooler than the coolest topics. Great place to enjoy!
//STATiC is one the rare blogs that only use pictures to speak. Funny and weird picture collections.
骞锤百炼 broadcast in Changchun is also a interesting blog which mainly focuses on having fun. It's somewhere you can find a post like this one. Hope you enjoy it. :)

The Chinese part, coming soon.

打球小视频

2007-05-13T20:18:00.000+08:00

那天在师大打球拿孙天的手机拍的一段小录像，你别说，一段手机拍出来的视频效果还真挺不错。这东西好，等以后有机会我也整一个。
这段录像没什么精彩之处，但是结尾的时候却有神来之笔，孙天的一句经久不衰，时常挂在嘴边的话终于再次出现了。有兴趣的就认真看一下。

Changchun Weather

2007-05-13T18:08:00.000+08:00

I don't know whether we are in a rainy season or not in here. But it does rain from time to time.
For example, today:

My classmates and I just finished the last exam before the real last big exam today. What do you expect to do after two tough days of writing on pieces of paper when you are just a high school student? Well, our choice is to play basketball. But the weather is not always on our side. As a pile of us guys heading to the playground, it rained. Without discussion, we seperated. Everyone is heading for the direction that led to his home. To me, I waited at the bus station for NO.265. But when I got on the bus, the rain, which had stopped us from playing basketball, just stopped. Ok, never mind. This kind of thing does happen from time to time. And before the roads to get dry, it rained again.

When I got off the bus, it was still raining lightly. Within several steps I took, the rain stopped again. This is what is happening here. The Changchun weather.

Something Is Better Left Unsaid

2007-05-13T17:59:00.000+08:00

Though "something is better left unsaid", I still want to say something about this F**k You design picture. First of all, I know it's dirty words that should be censored, but it's so frequently used in my life in China, where people don't really freak out when they hear these two words.

Sencond, these words are designed by two talented designers, who, including me, are very polite people most of the time. So don't get me wrong, or get this blog wrong. This blog is not about swearing or evil things. This is a clean blog which most of the content are simply PG-rated. So feel free to explore here and have fun.

Amazing Card Trick

2007-05-12T20:23:00.000+08:00

As amazing as you can imagine. Very intereting. I am totally fooled. See how much can you spot.
The video:

Blogspot再再再...次被封

2007-05-12T18:41:00.000+08:00

这次没上次那么痛苦了。但也不能这样啊。月光的那位同学整了个比喻，挺形象。

“5月11日，Blogspot又不能访问了，不少人跑到我这里来诉苦，我自己在本地尝试，的确其IP不能访问了，可怜的Blogspot，刚刚能正常访问一个月，现在又不正常了，我感觉这真是把人当猴子耍。

耍猴可能大家都见过吧，耍猴人一手挥舞着木棍，一手牵着拴着猴子的绳子，让猴子做出各种指定的动作，要猴子往东，猴子就不敢往西，如果猴子听话的话，就会得到主人的食品奖励，若稍有不顺从，就会招来一顿拳打脚踢，这种“胡萝卜加大棒”的政策，让猴子只能俯首帖耳、任人摆布，这就是我们所讲的“耍猴”。

我们的Blogspot不是一样的么，就我记忆中，近年来封了又解，解了又封，目的不就是为了耍猴吗，要想生存，只能“听话”，否则就会被耍。”

看下面的留言觉得大家都没什么脾气了，依旧依旧了，再闹挺的事发生多了也就是那么回事了。遭受了一次又一次打击的中国blogspot用户们终于冷静下来了。但这是种理智的表现吗？还是中国人又一次向强权低头的开始？想想，中国人这个样子已经五千多年了，没什么大不了的。

如果发脾气的时候没有人看到，那发脾气又有什么用呢？What good is a temper tantrum if nobody's around to see it?

2007-05-12T17:51:00.000+08:00

What good is a temper tantrum if nobody's around to see it?
如果发脾气的时候没有人看到，那发脾气又有什么用呢？

看到这个问题你会想到什么？不管你想到什么，我敢确定的是你肯定没把它和“令人发笑”联系到一起。但看了下面这段录像之后，你还没法将它们建立起联系吗？
一开始我还算能忍住，但到第4次的时候就真得不行了，喷了，你能坚持到第几次？
录像：

Hilary Duff: With Love

2007-05-12T16:34:00.000+08:00

现在发这个有点儿晚了，这段音乐录像面世有一段时间了。对于喜欢Hilary Duff的人来说还是很值得一看的。
视频：

The lyrics (歌词)

Google Earth上的黑白长春

2007-05-11T21:24:00.000+08:00

终于在网上发现有人对Google Earth上的长春黑白图片发表看法了。玩过Google Earth而且在上面窥过长春的都知道，整个城市就俩色，黑与白。主要是因为拍当时这照片的时候正值冬季，下了大雪之后就成了这个样子。看起来死气沉沉的。但上帝之眼似乎想到了个办法来改变长春的“黑白状况”。有兴趣的就去看看这篇文吧。

牛：巨幅离婚函

2007-05-11T21:00:00.000+08:00

在这个世界上有很多“牛事儿”在时时发生。

但“牛”是要有限度的。

如果一个人可以“牛”成这样，那么我们只能用“野牛”来形容了。

看看这个巨幅的离婚函吧，人世间最“牛”的事情也不过如此了。

消息来源：煎蛋

骞锤百炼脑袋大了...(更新)

2007-05-03T19:58:00.000+08:00

骞锤百炼既换脸之后，又在今日换了脑袋。具体情况如上方所示。

—— 哎~~ 你说说，这人真逗哈，一天天没事闲着的，一会儿换脸一会儿换脑袋，他怎么就不想想把网站内容搞上去呢？净整这面子上的事，你说你长得好看也行，整得不还是那妈样嘛，换来换去的有啥用啊？长得好看能当饭吃啊？再说了，你这玩意整得也不好看呢，就一大树杈子，还在水里泡着。你到底懂不懂艺术啊？不懂就别搁那旮装懂，整得这些个花里胡哨的东西，有那时间你学学习，还有几天就高考了，还不着急不着慌的呢？该干啥干啥去吧啊，别搁这旮地穷固右了。

我刚才是不又自言自语了？不好意思啊。

主要是今天在blog上面作调整，突然间发现blogger有新内容了，Page Header可以加图片了。我就寻思，你好不容易有个新功能，我还不抓紧用啊，用了得了。于是费老大劲在我的一堆小照片里挑出一张来，塞到了Page Header里面，就成了现在的样子。可能会给您的访问带来点不便，但是我也不知道能有多不便，所以你要是很“不便”，那就留个言在下面，反对的声音如果很大的话我是会作调整的。如果觉得“便”就不用那么麻烦了，常来溜达溜达就行了。

谢谢

更新：脑袋太大，被我删了。

极限熨衣服大赛 Extreme Ironing Competition

2007-05-03T17:53:00.000+08:00

熨衣服是一件很平常的事情，就算你没熨过，你还没见过别人熨吗？可是，这是世界上高人太多了，最普通的事情，都能用最不普通的方式做出来：
跑到山顶上熨；跑到水底下熨；一边登山一边熨，一边滑雪一边熨。花样百出。

我说得再多也没用，眼见为实：图片链接

如果你也想加入他们的行列，这是你的去处：extremeironing.com

埃菲尔“大”铁塔

2007-05-02T14:31:00.000+08:00

埃菲尔“大”铁塔
好大...

失恋男生看心理医生

2007-05-01T17:05:00.001+08:00

先说明白了，这是个小品。
再加一句：哎呀妈呀！给我逗疯了！
东北话发音，总共分四段，视频链接：第一部分第二部分第三部分第四部分
经典台词：

小眼睛，单眼皮，外加一个金钩鼻，这嘴怎么长得像肚脐呢？

我看要是再这么下去，我真是粪坑旁边打地铺啊，离屎(死)不远了。
那你就不会墙角大便啊？发粪(奋)涂墙(图强)。

她在经济上封锁我，政治上鼓励我，精神上摧残我，肉体上折磨我，是我最不能容忍的是，她居然还要在生活上遗弃我。

上联是：只要生活过得去。下联是：哪怕头上有点绿。横批：仁者神龟。

你想痛快地吧，到六楼；还想挣扎挣扎呢，就到五楼；想残废呢，到四楼；想上医院住个百八十天的呢，上三楼；你要是想吓唬吓唬人，到二楼；想看热闹，上一楼就行了。

净问这没有争议的问题。

如果说长得帅就要受到惩罚，我岂不是要被千刀万剐。

留住二，保住一，发展三，四，五，六，七。
那为啥呀？
太简单了，发展才是硬道理嘛。这是马克思主义普遍原理。

狗咬屁股，啃腚(肯定)地。

现在这真是，男人女人化，女人野人化啊。

这个小视频也挺有意思的。

The Mysterious Ticking Noise

2007-05-01T15:24:00.000+08:00

This is not for you if you don't want to watch video.
This is not for you if you are not interested in Harry Potter.
This is not for you if you don't have a sense of humor.
This is not for you if you don't speak English at all.
This is not for you if you don't want to be happy.

If you match none of the items above, click the link and enjoy yourself.

No Point

2007-04-30T23:12:00.000+08:00

It's been a long time since my last time posting bullshit using English, which means I have been posting Chinese bullshit for such a long time. I just read some of the stuff I wrote long time ago. It doesn't seem to be that boring. It kinda makes sense. So why not keep on? And that's how this post comes out.

With knowing the exact results, the 3rd big exam of Changchun high schools has come to an end to me. And it seems that we will only have one more exam in the future. Is it good thing or it simply means the big time is coming? Some day in June, time for millions of students to be scared? Maybe I am using the wrong word cause I don't actually think it's scary. I just hope to go through it and get over it because everyone, including me, has had enough of it. And enough is already.

I don't want to come up with all the crap about how sucking the educational system in China is because there is no use doing it and besides, the darkest time is fading. All the people born here have to grow up cause they are born to. And if they grow up, they have to receive education. When they receive education, they will find it suck. But the only choice is no choice, which is the saddest part. Then what can we do? Nothing? Yes, absolutely nothing. People grow up, learning how to bear stuff no matter the stuff is reasonable or not. After that, people get extremely good at it. Bearing, instead of struggling. Nobody says No to the unfair part of the society. Because they don't care. To the ones who care, they are too weak to care, which means the same: Nobody cares.

And that's why nothing changed since thousands of years ago.

And that's why most people are stupid enough to be stupid and are happy to be stupid. Obviously, being stupid like everybody else is much better than acting smart but regarded as a geek by most of the "normal" people.

And when people are stupid enough, they seek another level: stupider.

I am not telling that I am smart by saying people are stupid. I am just telling some of the people are stupid while some of them are not. So which of the "some" are you in is only judged by yourself.

I guess people would ask" What's your point?" To tell you the truth, I don't have a point. I simply let my fingers dancing on the keyboard and to see what I can get on the screen. And it's very exciting to see a "C" on the screen when I am typing a "C" on the keyboard. When I am typing a "D", there will be a "D" on the screen too. Don't you think it's amazing? You got to think I am crazy. But you have to admit something: This is technology.

Why the hell am I talking about technology? I don't know anything about it at all. I am supposed to talk about the weather. The temperature is running high and can be higher. No more need of sweater. Warmer is the opposite of cooler, which somehow means better.

Since I don't really got a point here, I will stop here.

逗乐小视频

2007-04-30T20:42:00.000+08:00

如果你心情不好就看看这个，如果你心情好那也看看这个，总之你得看看这个，不看后悔。
逗乐小视频，有多逗乐？看了就知道。

更多逗乐视频点击这里

值得一看(3)

2007-04-25T22:33:00.000+08:00

9 Highest Statues of the World 来自 Damn Cool Pics
Kamchatka - Magnificient Russian Far East 来自 Dark Roasted Blend
MySpace正式进军中国市场来自月光博客
Cool Garage 来自 Damn Cool Pics
Amazing ads, link 1, link 2 来自 Dark Roasted Blend
英国悬赏£500解答一道中国高考数学考试题来自 PostShow

麻坡的华语

2007-04-23T20:14:00.000+08:00

很有趣的华语rap。
不出意外的话，这孩子应该是马来西亚的。
Warning: This video is rated R for sexual content and some drug use. (Who rated it? )

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix International Trailer

2007-04-23T20:06:00.000+08:00

骞锤百炼换脸...

2007-04-23T19:31:00.000+08:00

如果你能分清黑色和白色这两种颜色，而且以前曾经来过这个blog的话，相信你能发现这地方的样子和原先不一样了。这被称之为“换脸”。
同时，我十分想知道你们的想法：

讨厌新样子？
喜欢新样子？
无所谓？
你blog换不换样子管我屁事啊？
还凑合？
不咋地？

无论你的意见是什么，我衷心地希望有时间的朋友们能在这留个言。

谢谢

Neil Sun

考完试，打球！

2007-04-23T18:38:00.000+08:00

哲哲说他照相技术好。
我也信了。
可是，
照片中四个人，
三个闭着眼睛，
唯一睁眼的人还就只露出一只半眼睛。
别的我就不说了，
我可没说你照得不好啊，哲哲。

下午在师大打球，累；中午还吃多了，撑；作业还没写，晕；明天要上学了，噢耶！
照相设备：孙天的N72

值得一看(2)

2007-04-23T09:52:00.000+08:00

This is your life, according to Google 来自 ars technica (新闻)
Sexy Beijing Sexy Christmas 来自 Danwei (视频)
Keith Urban - You'll Think Of Me 来自 Youtube (音乐视频)
Living Near the Water 来自 Memento (图片)
"Life isn't measured by the breaths you take, but by the places and moments that take your breath away."
Behold, Mother Nature's Fury! 来自 The Opposite End Of China (图片)
How much sand could a sandstorm storm if a sandstorm could storm sand?

长春三模

2007-04-22T20:42:00.000+08:00

这两天考试，长春市三模。考吧，天天考试，都没有感觉了。数学连续第几次没答完卷了，都没有感觉了，无所谓了。这种事，天天发生。再大的事，天天发生就没法有什么震动了。比如说像美国这种地方，天天都有枪击事件，死一两个都不是事了，非得死个三十好几的，而且还得是亚裔人士作枪手才能有点反响。比如弗吉尼亚的那事。听反波的采访，连中国留学生对美国的这种状况都习以为常了。入乡随俗啊。图片里是我今天考试的地方。长春六中，“坐落在美丽的依通河畔”。具体地点就是图片中小红楼的右侧的小灰楼。这次考试突然觉得二道怎么这样啊？以前在108上学没觉得二道这么乱啊，尘土飞扬的。估计是因为临河街太窄了，车流量又那么大，到处都是建材门市什么的。考了两天试也没寻思说回母校看看，为啥呢，就是干脆没想到。光考试还不够闹心？还得多走那么一大段就为了瞅一眼母校那雄伟的教学楼？脚力不行，等我有车了再说吧。
图片是狗狗地球(Google Earth)的，地方是我们的，版权是人家的。

值得一看(1)

2007-04-22T17:46:00.000+08:00

车极限单手 Extreme Biker 来自 Damn Cool Pics (图片)
Windows Vista Sales in China Make History 来自 Digital Inspiration (新闻)
Antiwave: Podcast Pioneers — Danwei Hard Hat Show 来自 Danwei (视频)

Beijing Jam - Choice Cuts

2007-04-21T20:25:00.000+08:00

要看就看完，有感想的留言。

Mariah Carey: Always Be My Baby

2007-04-15T19:27:00.000+08:00

Kimmy和我管Mariah Carey叫fat lady，为啥呢，可能是因为她比较胖的原因吧。
轮胎，秋千，夜晚，湖水，亏你想得出来。不错的音乐录像。声音，背景，不算太胖的Mariah Carey.

今日废话集成

2007-04-15T18:15:00.000+08:00

刚发现个小问题，Windows Live Space里面的Windows Media Player在Firefox中无法正常运作。正好，用Firefox就消停啦！
天儿同学的blog终于有更新了，坚持哦，我会常去的。
前两天，收到blogger的消息说我的blog是垃圾blog，虽然我这地方的确不咋地，但是不至于不卫生啊。行了，不胡说了，人家不是这意思。今天收到blogger的信告诉我说查了一下，发现我的blog不是垃圾blog，发布又恢复正常了。
还有5小时，刚接到的通知。

热烈祝贺blogspot在中国大陆的访问恢复正常

2007-04-15T14:45:00.000+08:00

刚刚发现的，blogspot的访问又恢复正常了。除了热烈祝贺，就剩偷着瞎乐啦。
真希望别再乱抽风了，但世事难料，不知道以后还会出什么差错。

Talking About Changchun

2007-04-08T17:58:00.000+08:00

Changchun, the place where I was born and brought up. As this kind of place is usually called, it is my hometown.

Changchun is not a very big city. But when we rank a city by its population, Changchun is sure to be a huge one, just like all the other capital cities in China. It has several districts, I can't remember all their names. I am only familiar with the ones that I was and am hanging around.

Primary school in Chao Yang district, middle school in Er Dao district and high school back to Chao Yang again, currently living in Nan Guan district while Kuan Cheng district and Lu Yuan district are totally strange to me, let alone all the development areas and No.1 Automobile Factoary areas.

The city is not green, neither it is grey. Most places are dirty, most cars are crazy, most people are Chinese. This is a typical northeastern city in China. Dirty, noisy, bitchy, gloomy, but it's not all bad. As a Chinese who doesn't want to join club or skip class, all I can do is knowing people and ignore all the other stuff that is popular in this city. The only thing that matters is people.

玩了一下午图片

2007-04-08T17:02:00.000+08:00

什么玩啊，就是因为自己太笨，整一堆图片整不明白了，就是个“删除”，“上传”啊，庆幸的是头还没大，有头大的，具体是谁就不说了，自己明白就行了。成果呢就是把好久之前去九寨沟照的照片弄到了一个安全的地方。有兴趣的就点这里看一下。没兴趣的我就不做链接了，因为我不知道你对啥感兴趣。还有黄龙的照片。

试于今天考完，听着不太像现代汉语。其实我就是不会说人话。所以呢，我说啥你要是听懂了你就应该知道自己是啥了。今日接到孙天通知，说你这blog我也上不去呀，我也挺无奈，谁让blogspot挨封，然后你家还跟电信和局域网之类的事有联系呢，按照我的技术水平，这个事，我基本解决不了。等以后你上俄罗斯再来我这逛吧。我实在是没兴趣回到Live Space上去了，访问不了就访问不了吧。阿门。

The Bullshittest Bullshit

2007-04-07T18:27:00.000+08:00

To protest against the block of blogspot, I decide to write this post in English. It seems they have nothing to do with each other. But that's the way it is. I've just noticed that Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix will be in theatre on July 13 2007, eve of my birthday. I am just thinking, maybe, I can get someone to watch the movie with me, on my birthday. And that would be really nice.
I almost forget it. Today is an exam day. One of dozens of exams in high school. I've just finished 1/2 of it. It's kinda awful. But that's the way it is too. Oh, god, I am totally bullshitting now. But never mind, nobody's gonna read this at all. I am just writing to myself.

封，封，疯

2007-04-07T16:47:00.000+08:00

blogspot无止境地被封，被封，又被封。我觉得，普通人有一种属性，那就是在遭遇到某种情况时会发生崩溃的现象。我是一个比普通人更普通的普通人，所以无奈的我看着我无奈的blog，除了崩溃，我还能做什么？按照现在的趋势，blogspot在中国最后的命运就会使灭亡，而当他灭亡之时，我会发现这段时间来，辛辛苦苦白话的那些东西全都付诸东流，那样的崩溃才是一种真正的崩溃。为了不让这样的事情发生，我决定，只要做一件事情就好了，那就是保证自己能上自己的blog，能发表，能阅读，这就够了，反正我这平时也没什么访客，只是换种心态罢了。
封，你就封吧，你丧心病狂，我没有办法。生活在这样的世界上，我选择苟活。

Heaven VS Hell: Explained by Europeans

2007-03-31T16:50:00.000+08:00

Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs Italian, the mechanics German, the lovers French and it is all organized by the Swiss.
Hell is where the police are German, the chefs British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, and it is all organized by the Italians.

Found in Dark Roasted Blend

The Blogger Song

2007-03-31T16:30:00.001+08:00

Accidently find this song: I started a blog, which nobody read.
It sings what I feel and it sounds great too. Enjoy!
The Lyrics: Thanks to Fuhnie.com, I found the lyrics there

I Started A Blog Which Nobody Read by Sprites

I started a blog, which nobody read
When I went to work I blogged there instead
I started a blog, which nobody viewed
It might be in cache, the topics include:

George Bush is an evil moron
What’s the story with revolving doors?
I’m in love with a girl who doesn’t know I exist
Nobody hates preppies anymore

I started a blog, but nobody came
No issues were raised, no comments were made
I started a blog, which nobody read
I’ll admit that it wasn’t that great
But if you must know, here’s what it said:

One hundred of my favorite albums
Two hundred people I can’t take
Four hundred movies I would like to recommend
Ten celebrities, four of whom I might assassinate

I started a blog, I sent you the link
I wanted the world (you) to know what I think

I started a blog, but when I read yours
It made me forget what I had started mine for

抽风

2007-03-31T14:38:00.000+08:00

这两天抽风的事情太多了：前些日子blogspot抽风，然后好了几天，现在又开始抽风。Windows Live Space消停了好些日子，今儿个又开始抽风。以前Q-zone在Firefox里一直抽风，不给显示，今天倒是好使了，而对于Q-zone来说，最大的抽风就是不抽风。于是我得出结论，最近这个世界一直在抽风。

其实最能抽风的还是人类自己，比如说我。（你要是想说我不是人类，那现在相当不是时候，什么时候气我都行，就是别在我郁闷的时候）作为人类，我不得不说，抽风已经成为我们日常生活中不可缺少的一个十分重要的组成部分。这里所说的“抽风”并不是医学上的名词，而是专指人在特定情况下会产生的一种一反常态的变化。通常被周围人称为“不正常”，于是一旦你抽风，和你关系好的人就会给你改名，新名字叫“你咋的了”。于是你说“我没咋的”，尽管在内心深处的深处你自己清清楚楚地知道自己的确是“咋的了”，但一种寻常的克制与习惯告诉自己：“我没咋的”，于是你就变成了真的“没咋的”了。但事实上你还在抽风。

多数情况下一个人会因为什么抽风呢？一个没人可以反驳的答案是：因为对自己而言重要的东西而抽风。它可以是一个人，一件物品，一份工作，任何重要的东西。人在正常情况下不会为自己不关心的事情而抽风。一旦某件事情的发生与发展没有按照预期的情况或者说比预期要好，那么这时候一个人抽风的危险就会大大增加。换句话说，事物的非正常发展导致一个人的非正常状态。我承认这是一句废话，但当你回顾，回忆，并加以思考时，你会发现从一件事情中找出一个清晰的思路并不那么容易。一道数学题可能很容易找的错误的地方并改正过来。但对于一件让自己郁闷，恼火，甚至抽风的事情，我们却很难在其中找到线索。这时我们常会喊几个叫做“怎么回事呢”，“哪儿不对劲儿呢”，“咋的了呢”的朋友的名字。当然这几个朋友不会立刻出现，于是你不断地叫他们。正因为你叫得太急迫，太紧张了，于是，你失眠了。

但是事实上，理清一个思路并没有那么困难。首先，心平气和地找到一个地方坐稳了，你可以选择深呼吸或者说一句脏话来调整一下自己的状态。发现自己还活着之后就可以开始思考了。思考的过程如下：发生了什么？有什么不对的地方吗？你不需要关注每一个细节，但是你需要细节。接下来抛开一切所谓道德与世俗观念的东西，单从自己的认知角度来看待所发生的一切。没有什么是对的，错的，只有你的认知与了解，你在获取最原始的信息原料，他们没有被打上标记，没有被定级，更不可能有正，偏之说。然后再把关于道德的，本民族文化传统的，破烂也好，精华也好，先拿来应用到当下的思考当中。这时，思绪可能会越来越乱，也可能会越来越清晰。当然，多数情况下会是前者。写到这，我突然豁然开朗了。我明白了，事实上并没有什么解决抽风问题的固定方法。而我在写下上面这些东西的时候事实上就是一个从抽风状态中解脱出来的一个过程。于是，我在这里向您隆重介绍走出坏心情的最好办法。那就是将你所能想到的办法写下来，当你发现自己写不下去的时候，你就已经从抽风状态回到了真实的世界。这个世界过于的纷繁复杂，生物的多样性就足够令人头疼了，但最伤脑筋的实际上还是接受人与人之间认知上的差异。这种差异造成的误解可以导致严重的后果，例如战争或者制裁，而较为轻微的也会造成人类时不时地抽风，就像今天的长春，下雨不说，还乱刮风，这风指定是挨抽了，要不然没事呼呼呼地在那刮个什么劲儿啊。

体检日

2007-03-31T08:31:00.000+08:00

今儿个要去体检啦，对于高考来说也算一件大事。现在是早上8:30，这意味着什么呢？这意味着体检还没开始呢。要不然我能闲疯了在这旮的打字玩吗？地湿了，看来是趁我睡觉的时候下雨来着，小样地，有本事你当着我面下呀。净整那暗箱操作的事，有，有，有意思吗？
今儿个小孙天要来，正好让大家，包括我，看看你的健身成果。有人提议说揍你一顿，老苗就说了：“那不行，再怎么健身遇到群搂都完。”其实我觉得有道理，看看吧，中午吃晚饭要有时间就揍你一顿。“另存为草稿”，下午回来接着写。

现在是下午14:24，我说下午回来接着写，我写了，这就够了。

It Simply Feels So Good

2007-03-24T22:14:00.000+08:00

More: here

AB Talk: Who Matters The Most

2007-03-24T20:11:00.000+08:00

A: Among all the people within the district, who do you think that matters the most to me?
B: I don't know, maybe yourself.
A: All right, you got me. Then who is it except me?
B: I don't know, maybe someone you care.
A: All right, that's funny. Then who do you think it will be?
B: Hey, what the hell you want to know? You tell me or you stop it, or I am out of here.
A: Okay, just relax, all right? I am not trying to piss you out. I am just trying to get my message across.
B: Have you got?
A: Not yet, I am not even in the track. You kept getting me out.
B: All right, my bad. I am listening. Then what's that?
A: Erm, I think that there is something that you don't know and there is also something that you have never noticed.
B: Oh, funny, I got a lot of that something that you talked about.
A: Ok, let me get this straight. It's you.
B: What's me?
A: I meant, erm, you matter the most to me.
B: Me, so why is that?
A: Emm... That's not the reaction I expected. You are not supposed to response like that.
B: That's so ridicious. Should I response to you as you expect it to be? Why so? Am I your robot pet?
A: No, you are not! You get me so wrong, you know, what I mean is that, you know, come on, you know that.
B: Uha?
A: Ok, you don't know, you never know. You never ever gonna know.
B: Hey, you are doing that again. You just tell me what you think, all right? There is nothing to worry about.
A: I don't feel like talking about this right now. I am sorry. Can we just put it aside?
B: Hey you, you put up all this conversation. Without any conclusion now you want to end it. Do you mean what you say or you were just trying to get me fooled?
A: No, of course not. I have never thought about fooling you. I never gonna do that, you know. I am not fooling anybody. Even if I fool everybody I won't fool you. Cause you are the most important. You are always the one. You know?
B: Ok, you are just trying to piss me out. Now that's funny, so are you capable of talking about something else? Like what you gonna do if you are locked in a burning house? Screaming or simply jumping out of the building?
A: No, that's not what I mean. You don't know what I am talking about, do you? You don't. All right, let's just forget about it.
B: Ok, you decide everthing. You are always the decision maker.
A: Whatever you say.

The Grand Canyon Skywalk

2007-03-24T18:37:00.000+08:00

The Grand Canyon Skywalk,好久之前就在国家地理，记不清是杂志还是网站了，看到过它的消息。听着听牛的，但算不上是什么奇观，就是一旅游景点呗，胆大不怕高的就可以上去溜达这么一圈，感受一下在大峡谷上边飞是什么意境。天桥大家都知道是啥样的吧，想象一下，把天桥整弯了，转一圈回到原处，基本上就是这么个东西，不同之处呢就是人家这个天桥是透明的，而且所处地势相当险峻，图片我就不贴了，省着让人骂不尊重版权，图片链接这里，录像连接这里。想去的到我这报名，然后我领着你们去，只要把我那份费用带出来就行了。

畅想图片计划

2007-03-24T18:12:00.000+08:00

这一周把我过得好神奇，天儿同学“辍学”一周了，前些日子打电话来说在外面报了几个班，那班报得叫一个神奇。啥也别说了，你就好好玩吧，你是幸运的，就好好利用这份幸运吧。争取把幸运转化成幸福，别问我转化的方程式咋写，再问我我就吐了。
突然间冒出个想法，自己成天没事闲着的在学校拿着我的小手机照了不少照片，自个放电脑里欣赏也没啥太大乐趣呀，所以准备高考之后要还是像现在这么吃饱了撑着得没事干就整个《高中生活图片集锦》，或者是《高中生活每日一图》发在blog上，谁要是再有个时间啥的没准能来看看，说不好还能找着点影子啥的呢。目前只是个想法，不知道能不能成形啊。到时候再看吧。

第一个离开的人

2007-03-18T19:03:00.000+08:00

我#1：毕业了会怎样？
我#2：走了呗，人去楼空了呗，各回各家各找各妈了呗。
我#1：那人呢？
我#2：分开了呗，见面少了或者根本见不着面了呗。
我#1：可是？
我#2：可是个屁呀，人都走净了，赶紧收拾收拾滚蛋，我可没功夫跟你扯淡。
我#1：这就叫分别？
我#2：对，这你都知道，哎呀，你还有点智商啊。
我#1：如果提前了呢？
我#2：咋的？你要寻短见啊？
我#1：没，只是我一个同学要走了，他被保送了。
我#2：这是好事啊，你看看人家，保送都保走了，你还在这成天唧唧歪歪呢，能不能有点出息？
我#1：我是说他要走了，他是第一个人，以后还会有人离我而去的。
我#2：那咋了？
我#1：也就是说，分别的大幕拉开了，再过不久，就真的分别了呀。
我#2：靠，这种废话你都能说出来，我真服了。怎么的，你还舍不得啊？
我#1：他可是我同桌啊，其实也走几个了，但是这是和我最近的走了的人。
我#2：以后你的“近人”还会走很多呢，大家都得走，早晚的事。
我#1：你说我是不是有点不愿接受现实啊？
我#2：当然了，要不然怎么能有我呢？你要不是精神分裂，你现在跟谁唠嗑呢？
我#1：嗯，他要走了。哥们，你放假了，好好整啊，等我以后有不认识的俄语就去找你给翻译了啊，好好学，争取整个使馆啥的住。
我#2：我也说两句呗。
我#1：行。
我#2：好好整，啥也别说了，都在菜里了，赶紧找时间请我吃饭吧。
我#1，2：好运！

Augustana: Boston

2007-03-18T18:50:00.000+08:00

I don't know so much about this band. I just happen to watch this music video and find it great. Trust me, only the best. Boston from Augustana:
The lyrics, Augustana's myspace page

"You don't know me,
And you don't even care."

谁饿了？

2007-03-18T17:07:00.000+08:00

谁饿了？今晚上我请吃饭，原因如图。两亿零五百万美国大钱，够不？那个，你们谁能借个卡车啥的，钱太多我怕拎不动。

图片来源

关于留言回复

2007-03-15T22:15:00.000+08:00

鉴于此blog不具有留言回复后的邮件自动提醒功能，所以当访客想要追踪自己的留言及其回复时就造成了很大的麻烦。本人思忖良久，认为与其花功夫在技术上解决这个问题不如自己勤快一点手动解决这个问题。笨人用苯方法，所以自即日起，我将会将回复信息以邮件形式发给被回复者。希望各位在留言时能将自己的邮箱地址加上，以便我能更好地为您服务。

谢谢

Neil Sun

meaningless junk diary

2007-03-11T21:23:00.000+08:00

Finished first formal examinations of the last term yesterday. Chose to be lazy today. Waiting to be dead tomorrow. But it is not really something that dead. As long as I am living, everything will just be alive for me. I don't want to be a "living death". So I watched Friends after I lazily got up and stretched out to feel my arms and legs. I meant the sitcom, Friends, pretty old for you people but pretty new and funny for me. I kept watching, and surfing around the Internet, and watching, and surfing, watching, surfing, nothing interesting. Kept receiving messages urged me to go to LC. Then I said to myself: Why not? I grabbed my stuff and rushed there. Settled down, PrinceXin eight o'clock, Liangyy eleven o'clock. Sticking there for pretty a while. Afternoon, rain2, Lms, Mouse. People, people, people. Lms offered a supper at FTF. Woo, I did really write down a whole lot of crap. Isn't it amazing that people like me could keep doing meaningless stuff for this long. For God's sake, don't read this if you happened to accidently drop in here. Thanks to the owner of the picture, and the link here.

Neil答记者问

2007-03-10T20:18:00.000+08:00

记者：根据最新的统计，您的blog访问量全世界最低，您对此有什么感想吗？
我：这很正常啊。在这个世界上只有低俗的东西才会有市场，才会吸引人。像我这种探讨高雅艺术的blog访问量低是很正常的。
记者：您不觉得这样说有点太自命清高了吗？
我：觉得呀，可我这人就这样啊。就像说在这个世界上有很多人很变态，但是你就不能跟人家说让人家别那么变态，人家变态是人家的自由。就像我自命清高，这也是我的自由。
记者：这么说您认为变态和清高是一回事了？
我：没有啊，我只是觉得变不变态，清不清高是一个人的自由。
记者：您的blog访问量这么低，您为什么还会坚持不懈地写呢？
我：这个事吧，我觉得用一个字来解释最为恰当，那就是“贱”。一个人贱起来什么变态的事都能干，更何况是上网写几篇blog呢。
记者：那么您是认为自己很变态啦？
我：我觉得每个人都不同程度地变态，严重一点的叫精神病；轻微一点的叫有个性；在不该变态的时候瞎变态就是我们通常意义上所说的变态了。
记者：那您觉得您是那个类型的变态呢？
我：我和所有人一样，觉得自己根本不是变态。但是我发现你这个人挺变态啊。怎么纠着变态就不放了呢？
记者：那我们谈点别的吧，您的生活圈子中都是什么样的人啊？
我：男人和女人。
记者：啊，那您觉得他们中哪个比较变态呢？
我：... ...
记者：先生，您还没有回答我的问题呢。
我：滚！

An Idiot

2007-03-08T21:22:00.000+08:00

An idiot is a person who does meaningless thing at a meaningful time.
A big idiot is a person who keeps doing meaningless thing at every meaningful moment.
A big big idiot is a person who... You name it...
I'd appreciate it if you leave your comment describing your ideas about what is an idiot.

犯病，放歌

2007-03-05T21:11:00.000+08:00

就是突然想起来这歌了，反正挺好听。
苏友朋，《我的好心情》。
我没说我心情好啊。

Avril Lavigne: Girlfriend中文普通话版，不是唬人的哦 (更新)

2007-03-04T20:48:00.000+08:00

更新：视频来源作了调整，目前可以观看了。

前两天在AvrilLavigne.com上面看到说什么有Girlfriend mandarin version（Girlfriend中文普通话版）还以为是唬人的，今天看到视频了，崩溃了，也相信了。薇呀，咱还是好好说英文吧，要不说你们加拿大的法语也行，中文就拉倒了吧，不好接受。“我纸道你喜欢我。”
The Video:

正月十五，刮大风，下大雪 The Windiest Ever

2007-03-04T19:54:00.000+08:00

Whole day snowing, sure to be the biggest this winter. Dunno where the hell does the wind come from, it just blows all day. Just think myself being lucky stuck at home, dealing with school stuff. First week of the last term in high school, I don't actually get what I am doing there right now. Maybe when people get concious they also become confused. Not everything is back on track, some got changed, some got cleared. Not everything is so messed up, some are in order, some are out of control.
Lunch is still the endless topic, while teachers are all that annoying. We got some kind of Encouraging Meeting誓师大会 at the gym with most-earned school leaders giving meaningless speeches about trying one's best for 99 days and getting reward for 100 years. Sun Liquan said something about bearing loneliness and being careful while dealing with study. It kinda made sense, but it's all bullshit still. Meeting in China is just a giant mixture of bullshit with so-called beloved leaders and also, unwilling listeners. This is not a complaint. I am just trying to record this cause I think if I don't I will totally forget what really happened during this usual week.
The new week is coming, what I am gonna do is what I am gonna do. Just got a call from Tian'er telling me he is not coming for the coming week, need to get some preparation for his interview at a language university. Good luck, man. Don't let me down. Do your best and knock them dead there.
So that's it, sorry for junk information to the Internet database. Truck in the second pic got trapped in the snow.

Funny Signs 2

2007-02-25T19:12:00.000+08:00

So funny that I can' t help posting it. Click here for more pics. And previous post on funny signs here.

书摘：《过耳不忘》

2007-02-25T18:05:00.000+08:00

今天发现一本书：《过耳不忘》。浩浩荡荡15万字，从头到尾翻了一遍，也就下面这20条还算有点儿意思，摘录于此：

看来，世界上分配的最公平的要算是良心了，因为从来没有人埋怨过自己缺少良心。

法国哲学家蒙田睿智之言。

世上有很多是必须做，但你不一定喜欢做，这就是责任的全部意义。

英国王储查尔斯王子在一次演讲中说。

一个人，昧良心的事儿做多了，道德也会起茧子，精神也就麻醉了。

北京电视台“第七日”节目主持人元元在一个卖鱼人自己曝光卖鱼“诀窍”时，谈到还有许多“如此”卖鱼的人时这样说。

动物的欲望不过是生存，而人类却依靠剥夺生存来满足各种贪欲。

环保专家李俊虎认为在维护自然平衡和地球生命家园方面，动物比人更显温柔。

就命运是一种神秘的外在力量而言，人不能支配命运，只能支配自己对命运的态度。一个人愈是能够支配自己对于命运的态度，命运对于他的力量就愈小。

中国社会科学院哲学博士周国平谈命运。

我们大家都朝坟墓走去，一路上却吵个不停。

作家马长山在其新著《把话说开》中这样说。

我告诉你小巩，什么叫幸福：医院里没咱家病人，监狱里没咱家犯人，这就叫幸福。

冯巩的母亲向冯巩解释幸福的含义。

人们总是厌恶臭袜子，把他们扔到床下。其实，袜子有什么错呢？臭的是自己的脚，袜子不明不白地充当了替罪羊。

青年作家，批评家余杰说。

人生幸福三诀：第一不要拿自己的错误惩罚自己；第二不要拿别人的错误惩罚自己；第三不要拿自己的错误惩罚别人。

老作家张允和总结出的人生幸福秘诀。

年轻的时候，我们常常冲着镜子做鬼脸；年老的时候，镜子算是扯平了。

诺贝尔文学奖获得者君特，格拉斯语。

如果你有智慧，请你拿出智慧，如果你缺少智慧，请你流汗；如果你既缺少智慧又不愿意流汗，那么请你离开本单位。

日本某公司训导口号。

为了让家长们玩的时候有人管孩子。

10岁的法国女孩对“学校有什么用？”问题的回答。

“减负”符合一个数学法则：减去一个负数等于加上一个正数。

在用人制度，高考方法，考核学校和教师的标准依旧不变的前提下，一些学校在“减负”的呼喊声中变本加厉，变“双休日”为“无休日”，师生如是无奈叹息。

什么叫浪漫？明知那个女孩儿不爱他，还送给她999朵玫瑰；什么叫浪费？明知那个女孩儿爱他，还送给她999朵玫瑰。

某青年作家定义浪漫与浪费。

听话。好好学习。没出息。

《知心姐姐》杂志作了一个家庭教育的调查，这是中国父母对孩子说的最多的三句话。

今天的年轻一代和我们这一代没有什么不同。他们也是逐渐懂事，也离家出走，也结婚，也生孩子。只是顺序是倒过来的。

作家梁晓声这样看待年轻一代。

“都到中午了，在这儿吃饭吧！”

记者狱中采访贪官，原湖北省副省长孟庆平，告别时“副省长”不留神说出的话。

中国家长在教育孩子时只会说三句话：“听老师的话”“上课认真听讲”“好好完成作业”，从孩子上幼儿园一直说到中学毕业，甚至大学。

一位日本教育家对中国家长的认识。

我梦想有一天，所有的中国人都能遵守《小学生守则》。

某大学德育教授在新生入学后的第一课上发此感慨。

时速40公里，你可以活到80岁。时速80公里，你可以活到40岁。

某危险路段限速标语。

《过耳不忘》，百花文艺出版社，2003年1月第1版

Avril Lavigne: Girlfriend, the video

2007-02-24T20:14:00.000+08:00

饭馆的故事

2007-02-24T19:47:00.000+08:00

从前有一个小饭馆，饭馆里有四种人：厨师，服务员，顾客，经理。而下面这个故事就发生在后三种人之间。
说有一天一群朋友，男男女女一大号人来到这家饭店吃饭。几位找到桌子坐定后，觉得口渴了，看看服务员，羊了二正，没有要给倒茶水的意思呀。
有一位渴急眼了，瞅瞅服务员：“茶！”
服务员一看就是新来的，一边指着这群男女，一边说：“查，哦！1,2,3,4,5,6,7...”
口渴那位想想又补充了一下：“倒茶！”
服务员好像一下子就明白了，“啊，10,9,8,7,6,5,4...”
口渴的急了：“我没让你查数！”
服务员这次真是茅厕顿开：“one, two, three, four, five, six...”
口渴的纳闷了，“数啥呢？”
服务员：“我属狗啊。”
口渴的受不了了：“说啥呢？啥数狗呢啊？把你们经理给我叫来，赶紧地。”
服务员自己小声嘟囔着：“干啥呀就找经理，咋的了嘛...”
经理过来了，了解了一下情况，然后一脸笑容地说：“呵呵，真不好意思，我们这服务员是新来的，没啥经验，您见谅啊。但是我刚才查了一下，我们那服务员哪，她，的确是属狗的。”

感谢月亮上的兔子

To Nicole

2007-02-24T19:17:00.000+08:00

I want to tell that I write this blog because I am pathetic and boring. I got bored from time to time but I don't want to use that part of the time to do serious things as studying, I would rather spend them on useless things cause I am bored. And that's why I am trying to get interesting stuff worldwide blogged here. I was just hoping people come by, drop in and happen to find something that interests them for only a little little little bit. I don't mean to force anyone to visit it for any reason. I don't think that making people do what they don't want to do is right. So my attitude is clear: Let it Go. I don't want to bother others' life and tell them what they should do or what they shouldn't. I can't even manage my own life. I get so puzzled from now and then, so why should I want to force someone else to visit my boring blog? I don't mean to blame you. I just want to make what I am doing here clear to you. About the commening thing, I think I've explained it clearly enough and I hope that you can understand it. Thank you.

Funny Signs

2007-02-23T17:58:00.000+08:00

With a manager like that no wonder it's closed.
Click here to see more funny signs.

站得高看得远:Pictures From the Sky

2007-02-23T17:41:00.000+08:00

Awesome photos taken high above.
Click here to see more.

留言弄笑

2007-02-23T17:07:00.000+08:00

刚看完一个叫Blondie Unlocks Car的视频，大意就是说外一你要是开车门时发现忘带钥匙了，或者一不小心把钥匙锁在车里了，你完全不用着急，因为可以拿一个抠了个窟窿的网球(tennis ball)就能把车门打开，而且开头还特意声明了一下，说learn how to unlock your car if you forgot your keys inside it. For innocent women only,视频就相当于一个小教程吧，虽然没太看懂。但这并不是我要说的重点，重点是看完视频我又观察了一下它下面的留言，正因为这教程是针对女性的，几个外国爷们就开始开起自己老婆的玩笑了，挺有意思：

dude #1: MY wife WOULD lock both in the car. The keys and the tennis ball...
dude #2: my wife would lock the tennis ball in the car, but still have the keys with her, and be all like "how the hell am i supposed to get into my damn car now!!"
dude #3: lool
dude #4: My ex-wife must be your 'wife's twin sister. only she would lock herself in the car and scream for someone to open the car with the tennis ball she's holding inside the car!

Thanks Jessie, Lyrics of Girlfriend, Avril Lavigne

2007-02-23T13:54:00.000+08:00

I have to say you are damn 利害(which, by the way, should be 厉害).
Thank you for pointing out the lyrics of Girlfriend. I am just wondering what the hell I was thinking that not to consult Google for it. Obviously you are not as stupid as I was.

Lyrics of Girlfriend:

Hey hey you you I don't like your girlfriend No way No way I think you need a new one Hey hey you you I could be your girlfriend

Hey hey you you I know that you like me No way no way No,it's not a secrect Hey hey you you I want to be your girlfriend

You are so fine. I want you mine. You're so delicious. I bet you think. You're all the time So addictive Don't you know What I can do. To make you feel alright Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious Hey yeah I'm the mother fucking princess I can tell you like me too And you know I'm right She's like so whatever You can do so much better I think we should get together now Well that's what everyone's talking about

Hey hey you you I don't like your girlfriend No way no way I think you need a new one Hey hey you you I could be your girlfriend.

Hey hey you you I know that you like me No way no way No,it's not a secrect Hey hey you you I want to be your girlfriend

I can see the way See the way You look at me And even though you look away I know you think of me I know you talk about me everything again and again So come over here and tell me what I wanna hear Better,yeah ,make your girlfriend disappear I don't wanna her you say her name ever again

She's like so whatever You can do so much better I think we should get together now Well that's what everyone's talking about

Hey hey you you I don't like your girlfriend No way No way I think you need a new one Hey hey you you I could be your girlfriend

Hey hey you you I know that you like me No way no way No.it's not a secrect Hey hey you you I want to be your girlfriend

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger 'Cause I can,I can do it better Ther's no other,so when's it gonna sink in She's so stupid,what the hell were you thinking?

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger 'Cause I can,I can do it better Ther's no other,so when's it gonna sink in She's so stupid,what the hell were you thinking?

Hey hey you you I don't like your girlfriend No way No way I think you need a new one Hey hey you you I could be your girlfriend (No way)

Hey hey you you I know that you like me No way no way No,it's not a secrect Hey hey you you I want to be your girlfriend

Hey hey you you I could be your girlfriend(No way!) No way No way I think you need a new one(Hey!) Hey hey you you I could be your girlfriend(No way!) Hey hey you you I know that you like me(No way!) No way No way No.it's not a secrect(Hey!) Hey hey you you I want to be your girlfriend(No way!) Hey Hey!

BTW: 你的那首陶诗具体叫啥我也没整清楚，有的说叫《杂诗》，还有个说法不太靠铺就不跟你说了，《杂诗》的说法还有两种：有的说是《杂诗》八首其一，有的说是《杂诗》十二首其一。所以我总结啊，反正就是《杂诗》啦，有个名就行了，有多少诗叫《无题》呢，人家都没说啥。